4/7/06- Today I dressed like a crazy leather-clad mad scientist and ran around the food court, shouting mad German into a cell phone. I did it for reasons which escape me now. However, I'll link to the video when it goes up on the Jacko website. [Warning- The Jack-O-lantern throws around coarse language and themes. Impressionable kids should avoid the link, turn off the internet, and go to bed. Adults and kids pretending to be adults can go ahead and click the heck out of that link! Go on, it wants you to!]
UPDATE: Vid's up, under the "Pranks" section.

3/27/06- You've heard the whispers... is he back? Has the Author returned to the flock?
Shattering your expectations like the man you once knew, I'm back. Haypenny Rag is taking a detour to showcase the Book of Joy, my diary from European travels. That means new content, sucker. Scanner's in the basement. I am serious as a hurricane. Hurricane Larry.
See you all later this week.

9/15/05- I move back to college this week, so updates will resume next Monday. Don't you love being informed?

Go bone up on your Tales of Insecurity. It will be on the exam.

Summon the Author